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TEN
COMMANDMENTS FOR RESPONSIBLE PET OWNERS
1. MY LIFE IS LIKELY TO
LAST 10 TO 15 YEARS. ANY SEPARATION FROM YOU WILL BE VERY PAINFUL.
2. GIVE ME TIME TO
UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU WANT.
3. PLACE YOUR TRUST IN ME
- IT IS CRUCIAL FOR MY WELL-BEING.
4. DON'T BE ANGRY WITH ME
FOR LONG AND DON'T LOCK ME UP AS PUNISHMENT. YOU HAVE YOUR WORK, YOUR
FRIENDS, YOUR ENTERTAINMENT. I HAVE ONLY YOU !!!
5. TALK TO ME. EVEN IF I
DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR WORDS, I DO UNDERSTAND YOUR VOICE WHEN IT'S
SPEAKING TO ME.
6. BE AWARE THAT HOWEVER
YOU TREAT ME, I'LL NEVER FORGET IT.
7. BEFORE YOU HIT ME,
REMEMBER THAT I HAVE TEETH THAT COULD EASILY CRUSH THE BONES IN YOUR
HAND, BUT I CHOOSE NOT TO BITE YOU.
8. BEFORE YOU SCOLD ME FOR
BEING LAZY OR UN-COOPERATIVE, ASK YOURSELF IF SOMETHING MIGHT BE
BOTHERING ME. PERHAPS I'M NOT GETTING THE RIGHT FOOD, I'VE BEEN OUT IN
THE SUN TOO LONG OR MY HEART MAY BE GETTING OLD AND WEAK.
9. TAKE CARE OF ME WHEN I
GET OLD. YOU TOO, WILL GROW OLD.
10. GO WITH ME ON
DIFFICULT JOURNEYS. NEVER SAY, "I CAN'T BEAR TO WATCH IT" OR "LET IT
HAPPEN IN MY ABSENCE". EVERYTHING IS EASIER FOR ME IF YOU ARE THERE.
REMEMBER, I LOVE YOU !!!
DOG
RULES
1. THE DOG IS NOT ALLOWED
IN THE HOUSE.
2. OKAY, THE DOG IS
ALLOWED IN THE HOUSE, BUT ONLY IN CERTAIN ROOMS.
3. THE DOG IS ALLOWED IN
ALL ROOMS, BUT HAS TO STAY OFF THE FURNITURE.
4. THE DOG CAN GET ON THE
FURNITURE ONLY.
5. FINE, THE DOG IS
ALLOWED ON ALL OF THE FURNITURE, BUT IS NOT ALLOWED TO SLEEP WITH THE
HUMANS - ON THE BED.
6. OKAY, THE DOG IS
ALLOWED ON THE BED, BUT ONLY BY INVITATION.
7. THE DOG CAN SLEEP ON
THE BED WHENEVER HE WANTS, BUT NOT UNDER THE COVERS.
8. THE DOG CAN SLEEP UNDER
THE COVERS BY INVITATION ONLY.
9. THE DOG CAN SLEEP UNDER
THE COVERS EVERY NIGHT.
10. HUMANS MUST ASK
PERMISSION TO SLEEP UNDER THE COVERS WITH THE DOG.
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